Comic. He had to return eventually. When you need an MC, who you gonna call? I ain’t afraid of no host.
OTHER
Apologies for last week’s no-show, as well as the general lateness of comix recently. I guess I’d phrase it like this: been having some schedule issues the last few weeks. To put it another way, ah’m too goddamn busy lately. Projects and work and the ever-increasing time commitment associated with these illustrated walls of text has kind of annihilated my free time of late. Thus: changes will be taking place. [sound of hurried footsteps and slamming door] NO!! No, come back, they aren’t ominous changes, they’re fuck-everything-except-Subnormality-changes. In order to free up more time for this here comic and what’s left of my sanity, there will be two Drastic and Modern Initiatives, Effective Immediately! Firstly, i’m cutting back on my gig over at Cracked.com, so you won’t be seeing comics over there on a weekly basis anymore. I’ll be doing as many as I can, which might not end up being a lot, but we’ll see. And secondly, the Offical update day for Subnormality will now be Monday night as opposed to Sunday, thus providing me an extra evening to work on these damned things. Monday is the new Sunday, you heard it here first! Let’s get all this unpleasantness behind us now and hold off on mailing those unabomber-style death parcels to good ol’ Mr. Rowntree. Hang on to them, i’m sure i’ll give you cause in due time.
ELSE
Sphynx spotted on notable landmark in large Asian country!! Click the thumbnail below for the shocking photographic evidence!! I’ll file this under Things I Never Expected to See. Thanks very much to Daniel for the photo! And if anyone else out there has spotted a Sphynx, don’t hesitate to send in the pictures.
And with that, I bid you goodnight and such.
Hiding in the shrubs,
W. R.
May 19, 2009 at 2:50 am
His duck’s butt is looking suspiciously like a duck’s anus in a couple panels…
May 19, 2009 at 2:55 am
“And then the award was of course not presented!” Genius.
Meanwhile, the woman presenter’s outfit in the third-last panel is actually more modest than some I’ve seen over the years at these shows.
May 19, 2009 at 3:30 am
Hooray! Good comic! Exclamation points!
May 19, 2009 at 4:01 am
As usual, solid piece of work, well worth the wait.
This was all based on the Junos, huh?
May 19, 2009 at 4:18 am
Gasp! We have been waiting too long but it was worth it.
Sad to see you wont be at cracked thought. I always felt like i cheated time to get two of your updates in one week.
May 19, 2009 at 5:12 am
well, don’t work too hard…
May 19, 2009 at 9:49 am
I don’t really follow American award shows, so I’m not really sure what to think of this comic.
I do love Kubrick though, and I guess it’s kinda sad he wasn’t recognized for his work.
May 19, 2009 at 9:53 am
i was certain the last panel was going to be a dig at nickleback! thanks for holding back and giving us an even better gag! really good comic, well done sir.
May 19, 2009 at 9:59 am
I love the outfits on the Safest to Give An Award To recipients. They gave me one of those moments where something tells you there’s a joke there, and you have to think about it for a while, but then for ONCE it’s actually worth it when you figure it out.
May 19, 2009 at 10:07 am
Working in the arts, this is painfully true, though along UK lines I’d add to the Jury a line that mentions their unwillingness to acknowledge the existence of anything outside of London.
May 19, 2009 at 11:46 am
This deserves an award.
May 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm
What? Chad Kroeger didn’t get anything?
May 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm
asscar prize for the best textblock comic writer!
May 19, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Most excellent.
I laughed myself silly at the arrow earrings.
And I’m embarrassed to read the earlier comments and realize that I overlooked the
wonderbreadness of the safest award.
May 20, 2009 at 2:35 am
Love it! “Applause, mendacity” pretty much sums it up.
May 20, 2009 at 9:23 am
Rumbutter McSquash! Sooooooooo dreamy! I want to be his lovechild, or child lover, whatever! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
May 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm
The more I read this week’s comic, the more I realize that by “the jury” you meant “you, the audience.” I understand and respect that. I agree with you. They’ll keep making shit sandwiches as long as we keep eating them.
May 20, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Presenter is CREEPY.
His style is really creepy. Those blood red shades? CREEEEPY! The suit’s pattern? CREEEEEEPY! What’s the deal with how HUGE his suit is? Is he a giant? CREEEEEEEEEPY!!
I think I’ve noticed some other guy with a huge body and a huge suit. I don’t remember what page was he on.
May 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Damn. You’re merciless.
Hat’s off to you, Northerner.
May 20, 2009 at 5:50 pm
His suit makes my soul hurt.
May 21, 2009 at 2:56 am
Word-tacular!
May 21, 2009 at 3:21 am
Juggles: Without telling you how to interpret the comic (it’s not up to me what it means, it’s up to you), i would like to say that in general i was actually filled with enormous pro-audience sentiments on this one (albeit some audiences more than others). Artists’ success is due entirely to the audience, and then some of those artists, once successful, go ahead and act like it isn’t. They act like they’re so damned fabulous that they were simply entitled to their success, however it occurred. Everyone’s familiar with that little phenomenon i’m sure, but i think it’s worse and more insulting than people realize.
Anonymous Coward: The mysteries of the universe are contained within his Giant Suit. Not that you’d want to get in there.
May 21, 2009 at 5:14 am
Oh man that chin it is bugging me out.
May 21, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Rumbutter McSquash is the evil (or slightly more evil) twin of the host of that crazy ‘it’s not worth it’ gameshow.
I think…
May 21, 2009 at 11:01 pm
You amaze me. You amaze me. You amaze me.
May 22, 2009 at 2:18 am
I think you should have saved this for next award season, it would have had a better punch.
May 22, 2009 at 2:40 am
George: Oh, it’s always award season somewhere…
May 23, 2009 at 3:22 am
Yeah, but March is when the Oscars, Emmys, Golden Globes, and, lord save you, the Grammys are all held at once. (I don’t care if you’re an atheist, you need divine intervention to survive the Grammys.)
May 24, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Nothing says formal like the black and white checkers and red tinted glasses. I love the statuette and the “Memories of 5 Minutes Ago” graphic. Unlike Rumbutter’s gameshow, this comic is definitely worth it!
May 26, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I love you. this comic is brilliant! and like all great comics it will be ignored by the mainstream media. well done sir
May 26, 2009 at 9:25 pm
The announcer is the perfect combination of ridiculous clothing and shiteating grin. I love all the archetypes you slam in this strip, and you’ve fully redeemed yourself for your previous affront to Stanley Kubrick.
May 28, 2009 at 8:33 am
Congrats, I believe you have successfully distilled the awards shows down to their purest essence.
May 29, 2009 at 8:51 pm
i kinda saw it coming, but it was a great ride al along
May 29, 2009 at 8:52 pm
i kinda saw it coming, but it was a great ride all along
May 31, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Very funny and well-drawn comic, as always, good sir! And thank you so very much for posting my picture! You’re the best!
May 31, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Is that a sculpture of an asshat?
Sir, if you look up “win” in the dictionary, you will find a picture of that.
June 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm
How about “Award for Movie about the Holocaust because it’s the Holocaust” award?
June 6, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Very funny indeed. I love the self-fellating trophy and the award given for the work that’s just so confusing that everyone calls it great (I know that’s not the correct wording).
I’ve got a question though: Like Nentuaby, I saw that there’s clearly a joke in the suits of the guys who got the award for being the safest ones to recieve it.
However, even though I thought about it, I didn’t get it. Is it a cultural reference only canadians/americans get? Some play on the words “polka-dot”?
July 14, 2009 at 7:32 am
Holy shit that’s a lot of words.