You suck, Rowntree

November 24, 2008

Sigh, the new Subnormality will be delayed by one day, so look for it tomorrow (Monday) at some point. Sorry about that, muchas apologias, etc., i didn’t want to miss the deadline but this fucker’s got more text in it than the Drunken Run-On Sentence Edition of The Bible. What would Jeshush do?? He’d have another long-island ished tea, and then he’d tell you to your face that…um…uh…[collapses face down in bowl of linguini]. Erm, anyhow, work continues on this week’s comic and it’ll be up ASAP. In the meantime, please amuse yourselves with this delightfully scathing review of the new N*ck*lb*ck album that i found. I salute you, guy who wrote the review. You are the Man of the Hour.

Rock,

W. Rowntree

6 Responses to “You suck, Rowntree”

  1. Spaztick Says:

    Is there really a one-sentence Bible? I’d like to read that.

  2. Questo's Dad Says:

    There seems to be a disconnect between the text and the rating. Where does the second star come from? Seeing as how he didn’t have a single good thing to say, I suppose I should be wondering where even the first star came from. Oh well, I’ve given up on worrying about the popularity of bands I can’t stand. One person’s N*ck*lb*ck is another’s Secret Shame.

  3. alex Says:

    hahaha…
    For some reason, I immediately find myself trying to imagine how a Drunken Run-on Sentence Edition would improve ayn rand…


  4. Maybe they got the extra star for being able to find someone crazy enought o produce their cd?

  5. Clarence Boddicker Says:

    I’d also like to know where the 2nd star came from. High production values? A nice booklet with some interesting liner notes?

    Also…Graham Rockingham. Now that sounds like a man who lives in a world where all women are Playboy centrefolds.

  6. Clarence Boddicker Says:

    Oh, and…

    http://www.nowtoronto.com/music/discs.cfm?content=166093

    “Kroeger’s voice sounds more like a wounded goat than ever before…”

    I can’t believe I used to like these guys.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: