Okay, the “graphic novel” I keep mentioning is finally ready for prime-time, so click here or on the image above to go and read it. I should mention it contains everything except graphic nudity and sex, so don’t be accusin’ me of not warnin’ yer. Also, I’ve gone over everything to make sure there’s no mistakes with regard to pages linking to one another and pages being in sequence and so on and so forth and etc and yadda yadda but there’s about 48,000 individual things that can go wrong when you throw up a couple hundred web pages in a short amount of time so please report any massive, fatal errors to me via the comments feature here. Other than that, my chipper, down-to-earth attitude belies the fact that a whole lot of thought and toil and emotion went into this comic and I really don’t care if everyone thinks it’s the Worst Thing Ever because it means something to me. Hence I offer it to you for free, instead of cooking up some elaborate money-making scheme involving paper and staples and pricetags. Besides, the art’s too dodgy for the mainstream. Okay, fuck, whatever, it’s late–I’ll catch you later.