Constellation

Comic. Yes, they’re real comments, hence the spelling mistakes.

Cheers,

The Whore Who Made This

The 1st Annual Awards

Comic. He had to return eventually. When you need an MC, who you gonna call? I ain’t afraid of no host.

OTHER

Apologies for last week’s no-show, as well as the general lateness of comix recently. I guess I’d phrase it like this: been having some schedule issues the last few weeks. To put it another way, ah’m too goddamn busy lately. Projects and work and the ever-increasing time commitment associated with these illustrated walls of text has kind of annihilated my free time of late. Thus: changes will be taking place. [sound of hurried footsteps and slamming door] NO!! No, come back, they aren’t ominous changes, they’re fuck-everything-except-Subnormality-changes. In order to free up more time for this here comic and what’s left of my sanity, there will be two Drastic and Modern Initiatives, Effective Immediately! Firstly, i’m cutting back on my gig over at Cracked.com, so you won’t be seeing comics over there on a weekly basis anymore. I’ll be doing as many as I can, which might not end up being a lot, but we’ll see. And secondly, the Offical update day for Subnormality will now be Monday night as opposed to Sunday, thus providing me an extra evening to work on these damned things. Monday is the new Sunday, you heard it here first! Let’s get all this unpleasantness behind us now and hold off on mailing those unabomber-style death parcels to good ol’ Mr. Rowntree. Hang on to them, i’m sure i’ll give you cause in due time.

ELSE

Sphynx spotted on notable landmark in large Asian country!! Click the thumbnail below for the shocking photographic evidence!! I’ll file this under Things I Never Expected to See. Thanks very much to Daniel for the photo! And if anyone else out there has spotted a Sphynx, don’t hesitate to send in the pictures.

And with that, I bid you goodnight and such.

Hiding in the shrubs,

W. R.

Goddamn it

Sorry, i’m having one of Those Weekends and the comic’s Just Not Working Out so there won’t be one this week. I need more sleep i think; not doing too well here. The battle is always Run A Comic For the Sake of Running a Comic vs. Hold Off and Spare The Archives From Substandard Work, and the latter wins every time. One day i’m not gonna have a day job, i’m gonna be comicking full time and i won’t have to be exhausted and fucking compromising all the time and squeezing comics into my free time like dodging raindrops in monsoon season. Goddamn it that’ll be nice. Yeah, so, sorry friends, I’ll do some laundry, buy some groceries, regroup for next week. Stay tuned, and thanks for your patience. I take no pride in these occasional Shameful Declarations.

snarl, grumble, hiss, sigh,

wr

May 3rd: Embarrassment?

Here’s some text and images for y’all. I’d write more, but it’s always like 1am when i post these damn things so the only appropriate thing to write is, uh,  “goodnight.” And thanks for reading! A virtual, internet e-handshake to any new readers, and a huge, web-based iHug for anyone who’s been sticking around week after week dashing themselves on the rocks of text that line the base of these here cliffs.

Cheers,

wr

(edit)

Shit, i keep forgetting to post this: got a nice review by a nice man on a nice blog, so that was a nice surprise and was nice to read also. Nice.