Yeah, I got your huge blocks of text right here motherfucker. I even used smaller lettering than usual to accommodate all that TEXT!! TEXT, MOTHERFUCKER!!! Ahem. Excuse me. The ol’ insanity, it does surface now and again. This is why is keep myself sealed in an iron cube underground, like that guy who killed superman. Except then superman came back to life because people don’t really ever die. Another lesson for the kids, thanks to superhero comics. Another tangential blog posting that has nothing to do with this week’s strip. My head’s in the clouds / but at least i’m trying.
Be excellent to each other,
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MY FELLOW CANADIANS:
As you know, the time is upon us to descent unto the voting chamber and cast votes in the manner of a democratic nation-state. In other words, it’s time to fucking get rid of The Stephen Harper Robot, if we even can. Maybe the best we can hope for is some kind of doomed, hilarious coalition government joining the Liberals and Hollywood Jack’s Carin’ Commies and Crazy Gilles Duceppe’s Even Carin’er French Commies. Anything except The Stephen Harper Robot. To that end, please consider voting strategically this time out! We can do this, and we can do it by going to the excellent website Voteforenvironment.ca which has all the up-to-date info to help you figure out who to vote for if you’re in a riding where left-wing vote-splitting is in danger of electing another of The Stephen Harper Robot’s silent, animatronic minions. I totally Endorse and Recommend this website and am impressed with its comprehensiveness and ease of use. I realise that strategic voting is not for everyone, but for those considering it, this website is The Place To Be. The riding I live in is not in danger of being taken by the Robots, so I’m lucky, but for the unlucky this website provides some hope at least. We can do this!! I’m tired of having that right-wing Pepsi-swilling fatass fucking up our international image and carving up our everything to make ten-dollar bills with brian mulroney’s picture on it. Double-wide bills, to get the chin on there. And the horns and the huge piles of brimstone. Ooohhhhhhhhh shit. Let’s all go to the lobby and do some votin’!!
Votin’ for the Commies,